Tweets of the Week - 2/21

UFC 170: Rousey vs McMann
#TBT @RondaRousey vs @Sara_McMann #UFC170  http://at.ufc.com/qvBC  pic.twitter.com/lDnYHqOPBB -UFC ‏

#ufc170 post press conference face offs http://instagram.com/p/kqJEzuBESz/  -Ronda Rousey ‏

Just made it to Vegas, met my new @ufc family checked my weight and now I'm sitting down to epic meal. I love my new job!  -Patrick Cummins ‏

Just got to Vegas and my man Burt is right there waiting. Always got it under control. Right on target… http://instagram.com/p/kklxBmLg5A/ -Daniel Cormier ‏

Up early let's check this weight :) here I come Burt! @ufc #UFC170  -Erik Koch ‏

Get your badboy wonderboy walk out T for UFC170 baby. @badboybr @RobinOffner pic.twitter.com/UlHR8H2I3X  -Stephen Thompson ‏

@WonderboyMMA can I get one though ? Haha  -Robert Whittaker ‏

hahaha of course my friend lol but I have to get one of yours. Let's trade -Stephen Thompson ‏

Why is there always a huge bin of baked goods as u walk to the UFC workout/weigh-in room, WHY? #JustWrong pic.twitter.com/xEkN3jZg45   -TJ Waldburger ‏

Tim Dressed as a Ballerina Before So... Sarcasm or...
If you are going to wear weightlifting gloves make sure they match your toenail polish and purse. pic.twitter.com/11arHmBvMt -Tim Kennedy ‏

Funny Because it's True
"Unscented" lotion actually means "You will smell like play-doh today" lotion. -Julie Kedzie ‏
 
Yves Once Kicked a Unicorn So Hard, it Puked Rainbows!
Working on a flyer for a seminar me and @thugjitsumaster are doing. So far so good!! Making progress!  I think. .. pic.twitter.com/xXd0oak5sS  -Dustin Poirier

Hot, Creepy, Heartwarming, Puppy... Something for Everyone!
Hope everyone had a good Monday too:) pic.twitter.com/pGHTXV4KhT  -Joseph Benavidez ‏
 
@JoeJitsu very sexual! -Ike Vallie-Flagg

@IKEVF I was going for creepy but thx dude! -Joseph Benavidez ‏
 
creepy .... Hot same difference -Ike Vallie-Flagg
 
hot, creepy, heart warming...artistic value. This picture has everything, I could see it on a hallmark card ! #BestSeller -Joseph Benavidez ‏

KenFlo-ism #653
A mustache is a fancy hat for your lips. -Kenny Florian

Just Get Him His Own Couch Already, Bec!
Comfy meaty? #Meatybombini #DogsLife pic.twitter.com/Do3UYPmdM4  -'Rowdy' Bec Rawlings ‏

Cub N' Pup
Me and Danger playing in the backyard http://instagram.com/p/knYxs2qYwh/  -Cub Swanson ‏

The Ever-Controversial Stipe Miocic
Yup I love my mom. Deal with it. -Stipe Miocic ‏
 
Mitch's Modest Demands
Why must it be so hard to own your own island? I want one...and a monkey butler  -Mitch Clarke

T-Wood's Day Really Stunk
This dude really gone sit next to me & fart like that!? He must not know who he went 2 war w/. All that healthy eating too! #BrocolliFart

@ufc He killed my vibe! I have my head down & I saw a few people looking like...is that....um. Waiting so I can say No I'm not Rashad Evans  -Tyron T-Wood Woodley ‏