Tweets of the Week - 4/8

StrikeForce: Diaz vs. Daley
Just listened to one of Nick Diaz interivews for his fight this weekend he was cracking me up!  -Roy Nelson

Don't get slapped.  -Diaz Brothers

Signing posters!! yfrog.com/h0hglevj   -Gegard Mousasi

There's a rumor going around that I can't be submitted. Just wanted to let you all know, it's true.  -Lyle Beerbohm

At strikeforce chillin with @fancypantslyle he fights aoki this saturday will be a good fight cant wait!!!!   -Cody McKenzie

Just landed in San Diego. This is going to be a good week. http://goo.gl/fb/z8SMB #fb -Keith Jardine

Time to cut http://yfrog.com/h8q1pdij  -Gilbert Melendez

off to pre-weigh ins at the hotel. have a couple to lose, not bad at all!  -Rolando Perez

Today is weigh ins feeling great and ready to go  -Virgil Zwicker

Headed to the sauna for the 1st time, only have to drop 2.5lbs...easy money!!!  -Joe Duarte

Timmy Montana
I love TSA. They gave me a hard time about the white power I had in my
bag(protein powder). Is it too soon to wear white shoes? Linen suit?  -Tim Kennedy

Friendship Has Its Limit
“@joelponce: @SMOOTHone155 hey man if Dana asked u to, would u ever agree to fight Efrain?”ONLY 4 THE LAST KRISPY KREME DONUT...  -Benson Henderson

I Don’t Want to Get Slapped
Flyin..  -Nathan Diaz

This Just in: Bones Still a Superstar.
Backstage at the monique show http://plixi.com/p/90089786 -Jon Bones Jones

Nate Ponders the Mysteries of Life
Is there a medical term for boogers?  -Nathan Quarry

When’s the HawkMullet SitCom Coming out?!
Pregnant women generally tend to like me.  -Roy Nelson

@roynelsonmma Thats because you are non-threatening, due to the fact that your shadow looks like that of a pregnant woman.  -Dan Hardy

@danhardymma not budha? I was thinking of putting my hair in a bun and wearing chopsticks in my hair for the weigh ins no?  -Roy Nelson

@roynelsonmma Oh man, you should definitely do that. You are already the Kung Fu Panda of the MMA world! -Dan Hardy 

Mayhem Likes Being on TV Too
@DanaWhite Chael can't make it to the party? I'd happily be the American Hero. Put me on TUF, watch the ratings explode. -Jason Mayhem Miller

Bloodbath & Beyond!
It happened again! This time, they thought I worked at Bed, Bath & Beyond. -Daniel Downes