Tweets of the Week - 5/2

Playa Haters Gonna Playa Hate
Before a fight, fans betting against you be like... pic.twitter.com/CzMMrkQGgU  -Daron Cruickshank ‏

Pug and Play
I need to get this fool some sunnies ASAP! http://instagram.com/p/ngFrikp1We/  -Danny Castillo ‏

Ike is Hungry for Another Fight... and Cookies 
Funny how a beat up face and a hard fight makes me more hungry to fight again

Eating @RobertZarate13 Oreos till I puke -Ike Vallie-Flagg

Chicken Beaks, Old Phone Books and Wiener Flavoring.
Just found out it's Dollar Dog night at the @Indians game tonight. Never been happier to be a heavyweight! #FatManTweet -Stipe Miocic

More Post-Fight Gluttony
text my friend "Let's grab burger
& beer watch Warriors" his reply "how many burgers hav u had since
fight" reply "Im not that good  at math"  -Luke Rockhold ‏

Mitch Clarke Product Development Inc.
Why don't they make wine in squeeze bottles -Mitch Clarke

Little Guy-Big Guy Pics: Still Amusing
#tbt y'all remember the time I told @dwighthoward he was gonna get beat up by a little man? This was it #UFC166  pic.twitter.com/kVYhRhdqwp  -John Dodson

That New-Fangled Internets
My mom just discovered YouTube and is watching the most absurd animal vids, welcome to the internet mom  -Louis Smolka ‏

Joe B. Redefines Nostalgia
#ThrowBackThursday to when I was 25 lbs. skinnier 6 days ago. pic.twitter.com/KRacsDRyG5

#ThrowBackThursday to when I was playing mini golf yesterday! pic.twitter.com/LBlM4X8YeE

#ThrowBackThursday to when I went on a date with @MeganOlivi last night! pic.twitter.com/ceacAZhonf

#ThrowBackThursday to back when me and @LancePalmer were eating Carolina BBQ in Carolina an hour ago. pic.twitter.com/ThFJYB1OkA  -Joseph Benavidez ‏

If Al Pacino had Awesomer Hair
Had fun doing the @Renato_Laranja Show. Check it out... http://youtu.be/GNf1HwDeN6Q  #Heat #RenatoLaranjaShow #bjj  -Kenny Florian
 
Coupla Hosers
Don't give me a hose #tbt http://instagram.com/p/neFopPABe3/  -Andrew Craig ‏

Yves is Funny but This Joke Stinks
The worst idea I've had all week was farting in here. #ThugjitsuThoughts #FartSmart #WhyDoChixTakeFeetSelfies  pic.twitter.com/iPVX8VL8jg  -Yves Edwards ‏

Fo-Griffisms
Now I'm not saying your feelings aren't important they just aren't important to me -Forrest Griffin

Getting All Touchy Fili
You guys, I love you. Everything is gonna be fine.  -Andre Fili ‏